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Fur Missile Deployed T-Shirt

Color: CVC Midnight Navy
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$29.95
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Our Why

Every purchase directly helps save the lives of our first responders and veterans through our 25.3% Promise. We don't wait on "the system".

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Product features
- 60/40 ring-spun cotton/poly blend
- Lightweight, breathable & easy to layer
- 1x1 ribbed collar that stretches & returns
- Tagless...you're welcome
- May receive "do you work out" questions

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean

Printed in the USA
Every domestic order is printed and shipped right here in the States. Your gear doesn't need a passport.

Made to Order
Please allow a production time of approximately up to 5 business days before your order ships. Made with love (ignore the occasional grumpiness) and lots of caffeine.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee
If you don't love it, we'll make it right. No runaround, no hassle. Send it back within 30 days for a full refund.

Fur Missile Deployed T-Shirt:

You don't need a sidearm when you've got 80 pounds of muscle, teeth, and zero hesitation on the other end of the leash. Your partner doesn't do warnings. Doesn't do second guesses. When the word comes, the missile deploys, and there is no recall on impact.

You trained for this. So did they. The difference is they actually enjoy it.

Every handler knows the truth civilians don't. The dog isn't the weapon. The dog is the reward system. The bite is just how they say thank you for the game.

Wear it for the ones who never file a report, never ask for backup, and never once complained about the overtime.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're US-based. Our gear is printed and fulfilled domestically, which means your order isn't making a world tour before it lands on your porch. We partner with established US production facilities so what shows up at your door looks exactly like what you saw on the screen. American-made. American-shipped. No apologies.

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet. International is coming, and when we ship it, we'll ship it right. Stay tuned.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use quality ring-spun cotton and performance blends built to hold up. Not the stuff that goes sideways after three washes. Full material specs are listed on each product page, because "just trust us" is not a policy we operate by. If you want to know before you buy, the information is right there. Still have a question? Reach out. We'll give you a straight answer.